As Funny as a Screen Door on a Battleship
Going to the Funny Bone tonight to see Thomas Wilson (Biff Tannen of the BACK TO THE FUTURE trilogy) perform. I am secretly hoping that Old Biff will show up to harangue his younger self and give him a mysterious gift. That, or as a grand finale, I'd settle for watching him wreck a '46 Ford convertible into a manure cart on the main street of the Greene.